Bad Car Karma

"I'm a firm believer in denial. My reasoning is, why deal with unpleasantness today when you could get hit by a bus tomorrow?" Stephanie Plum "High Five"

So my stupid car has stupid hail damage and might be totalled. This is bad because I still owe money on it and I owe more than it is worth!!!!! I thankfully was smart enough to purchase Gap insurance. This doesn't help with the dilemna that I need a car and have NO DOWN PAYMENT MONEY! :( Perhaps I can hock some of my appliances to get the money. That is what my cat Buzz thinks I should do.) I sure do wish I had a Ranger in my life who could drop off a fancy black Porsche whenever I am in need of wheels!
Oh well...best to avoid thinking about it. I think I will sit down with a box of Butterscotch Krimpets (Tastycakes) and watch Ghostbusters. I guess I should eat a peanut butter and olive sandwich first...protein is important!
(That is just a joke...I would NEVER eat a peanut butter and olive sandwich...GROSS! The Butterscotch Krimpets is true though....and the movie is Goonies)
TTFN ....

I am so not a people person...

"How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show." Vincent Plum High Five

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I feel like a lot like Stephanie might...like a super hero ready to face the world. She is a bounty hunter extraordinaire...and I am an insurance agent extraordinaire...then my day begins and by the end I end up with frizzy hair and an eye twitch...
Sometimes I just want to hit people...the sad part is...my employer frowns upon that.
When you deal with insurance you have to wade through the muck and the dredges of society most of the time...hard to believe isn't it?
I could write a really entertaining book of anecdotes cataloging the crazy things people say and do...and the things they tell their insurance agent...
Don't they know I can't ignore these little tid bits of information???
After a long day...I come home to my cat and talk to him...much like Stephanie talks to Rex the Hamster...I give him his treats...shower and fall into bed...
Perhaps some day I will get lucky enough to have two gorgeous men knocking on my door and rousting me out of sleep....you never know...

The world according to Stephanie

"my professional aspiratons were simple-I wanted to be an intergalactic princess."
Stephanie Plum

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Stephanie)

My first choice has and always will be Sandra Bullock...but alas...she is too old for the part...
Katherine Heigl would not be my first choice...but alas again...she has been cast...I WILL say...she can do slapstick comedy....she has to go brunette though...what do you think??

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Moves (Connie)

Connie is a "Broad" as Stephanie puts it...Debi Mazar can play a great Broad...what do you think?

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Lula)

Again...no contest...she would Rock as Lula...
Monique

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Vinnie)

It is no contest...he is Vincent Plum...may I present Steve Buscemi...