Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I am so not a people person...


"How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show." Vincent Plum High Five

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I feel like a lot like Stephanie might...like a super hero ready to face the world. She is a bounty hunter extraordinaire...and I am an insurance agent extraordinaire...then my day begins and by the end I end up with frizzy hair and an eye twitch...
Sometimes I just want to hit people...the sad part is...my employer frowns upon that.
When you deal with insurance you have to wade through the muck and the dredges of society most of the time...hard to believe isn't it?
I could write a really entertaining book of anecdotes cataloging the crazy things people say and do...and the things they tell their insurance agent...
Don't they know I can't ignore these little tid bits of information???
After a long day...I come home to my cat and talk to him...much like Stephanie talks to Rex the Hamster...I give him his treats...shower and fall into bed...
Perhaps some day I will get lucky enough to have two gorgeous men knocking on my door and rousting me out of sleep....you never know...

Friday, February 19, 2010

The world according to Stephanie

"my professional aspiratons were simple-I wanted to be an intergalactic princess."
Stephanie Plum

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Stephanie)



My first choice has and always will be Sandra Bullock...but alas...she is too old for the part...
Katherine Heigl would not be my first choice...but alas again...she has been cast...I WILL say...she can do slapstick comedy....she has to go brunette though...what do you think??

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Moves (Connie)


Connie is a "Broad" as Stephanie puts it...Debi Mazar can play a great Broad...what do you think?

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Lula)


Again...no contest...she would Rock as Lula...
Monique

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Vinnie)


It is no contest...he is Vincent Plum...may I present Steve Buscemi...

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Grandma Mazur)


I get so mad when people suggest Chloris Leachman....SHE IS IN NO WAY GRANDMA MAZUR....
how about Ann Morgan Guilbert...

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Ranger)


Well...I searched all over...and I have a hard time filling Ranger's shoes...no one has the good looks and build...the closest I have come is Dwayne Johnson....
He certainly is built like Ranger...and is handsome as two devils...I think he could pull it off...how bout you?

My Casting Choices for the Stephanie Plum Movies (Joe Morelli)


Well....first I have my pic for Joe Morelli....Milo Ventimiglia...he is the perfect build...great looks...Italian....yummmmmyyyy